Just because I mention a song in a random text file, doesn't mean it exists anywhere, ejit. More so if you've come from a google search :-)

Stop trying...

access_log.rachaelandtom.info:62.255.32.9 - - [10/Nov/2004:12:54:09 +0000] "GET/falken/war-list.txt HTTP/1.1" 200 8590 "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22dead+or+alive+-+you+spin+me+right+round%22%2B%22mp3%22" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)"
access_log.rachaelandtom.info:62.255.32.9 - - [10/Nov/2004:12:54:39 +0000] "GET/falken/Dead%20or%20Alive%20-%20You%20Spin%20Me%20Right%20Round.mp3 HTTP/1.1" 404 3531 "-" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)"
error_log.rachaelandtom.info:[Wed Nov 10 12:54:38 2004] [error] [client 62.255.32.9] File does not exist: /usr/local/slash/site/thomasc.homeip.net/htdocs/falken/Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Right Round.mp3

From Kopete (an IM client), talking to our DBA who is working from home:
Message to p (Home) at 10:20:57 am
all job$ locks have vanished !
Message to p (Home) at 10:21:29 am
a rpt has completed !

... imagine your company has started doing annual performance reviews, and as part of this job descriptions are looked at.
Attached to the meeting request is your job description. Missing your actual job (ColdFusion) but including things you do because you happen to know them (Oracle) or picked up in an afternoon and hate doing (Delhpi).

Is this a not so subtle hint... I'm thinking of starting the meeting (which are all with the director responsible for your part of the company) with 'Do you know what ColdFusion is' ?
If 'yes' -> "Well, it's what I do for the company, why isn't it on my job description" ?
If 'no' -> "Well, that's a problem, because I'm a ColdFusion programmer, and it's not on my job description".
Swiftly followed up with 'and I'm sick of this dark-ages Delhi shit I'm writing'.

Worth pointing out as far as I am aware CF powers the entire web tracking application the company spend 100's thousends of quid on buying last year (that's all we did. Web tracking, CF web site).